gray-firearms:

gummi-waffen:

mother-fluffing-queen:

gray-firearms:

kingkillion:

gummi-waffen:

Sorry girl flirting with me at the bar, this dick is taken.

Alternatively.

Sorry girl flirting with me at the bar. I’m too socially inept to understand what your doing

Alternatively.

Sorry girl flirting with me at the bar. I’m to tired and emotionally damaged to believe any sweet things you say.

Alternatively.

Sorry guy I’m flirting with at the bar, I’m just bored and even if we did strike it off my destructive tendencies would drive you off within a month.

Y’all ok?

Does it sound like we’re ok