Hlootoo's Art

absentminded-dressmaker:

i am a courtier grave and serious. im a wandering minstrel. i just turned twenty-one. i am a little boy of five. i am the monarch of the sea. i am spiking the tea at my own wedding. im getting divorced. im a fleshly poet and everyone’s in love with me. i commit one crime a day. im half a fairy. im a jester. i am the very model of a modern major general.