saintprocula:

Lord, the men you put on earth to be warriors and protectors are being forced to adopt an effeminate customer service voice and wait hand and foot on entitled boomers and to repress their rage instead of chopping wood or fighting off invading hordes. Their creative/contemplative urge is being suppressed with video games and they’re being hypnotized with the satanic iconography of p*rn. Please Lord, send your angels to cleanse the earth and bring me a husband. Amen.