encantotime:

-The Madrigals as things my friends have said-

Alma- “I think lying to children is very important”

Julieta- “Bold of you to assume I’M the responsible one. Actually bold of you to assume there is a responsible one”

Pepa- “I’m actually famous, I played the twister in The Wizard Of Oz. No pictures please”

Bruno- “I am ready to take my rightful place amongst the dumpster rats”

Agustin- “My brain doesn’t work, obviously, but I do have eyeballs and hair, so I’ve got that going for me.”

Felix- “I already have three but I wanted other one. That sounds like I have them in my basement. This would be worse if I was talking about children”

Isabela- “I can’t be seen caring about people, it’s bad for my brand.”

Dolores- “I just overheard someone talking about how they want to overthrow the government and I am in full support.”

Luisa- “Can you ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss’ your way to therapy?”

Camilo- "wait, wait, do armadillos have gender? if they have gender I don’t want them”

Mirabel- “why does it smell so aggressively fruity in here?”

Antonio- “I want you all to know I love you very dearly but I would be willing to trade all of your lives right now to pet that dog”

(also stole this idea from @incorrect-encanto-quotes so please go follow him, he is cool)