right-hand-path:

SJW: “Christians can’t be oppressed because Christians are the majority and a majority never oppresses itself!” [X]

Christian: “Uh, have you heard of tyranny of the minority?”

Christian: “Let me give you some examples…”

Christian: “Floyd Lee Corkins attempted a terrorist attack on a Christian political organization and was convicted of domestic terrorism because of it. He brought a gun and a backpack full of Chick-Fil-A sandwiches because he was a self-proclaimed ‘gay activist’ who wanted to kill Christians and smear the sandwiches in their faces.

Christian: “And then there was Chris Harper Mercer, a Satan worshiper and self-proclaimed follower of the Left-Hand-Path. He carried out a school shooting in Oregon where he forced the Christians to identify themselves so that he could shoot them in the head. The police tried to conceal his motive by refusing to release his manifesto, but one source leaked it to the press anyway, claiming that Mercer wanted to be a demon in hell.”

Christian: “Have you ever heard of Luigi Galleani? He was an anarchist writer from Europe who escaped from prison and came to America to spread more hate. He encouraged his followers to bomb churches and kill police officers. Some of them did what he said and a lot of people died.”

Christian: “Persecution isn’t just people getting killed either. There are countless examples of Christian bakers, florists, photographers and venue owners being sued or getting massive fines from the government because they refused to participate in gay weddings. Even churches are being targeted now.”

Christian: “Plus, look at the way Christians in the military are being treated. Mikey Weinstien was constantly suing and harassing military personnel, and the Obama administration allowed him to work as an ‘advisor’ to the Pentagon for years. Chaplains have been fired because of their religious views and one woman was given a court martial just for putting up a Bible verse in her workspace.”

Christian: “Hey, I just found this report that documents literally thousands of attacks on the Christian faith in America, including lawsuits to prevent prayer in public, Christian monuments being removed and public school employees getting fired for being Christian.”

Christian: “On top of everything else, we have aggressive celebrities like Stephen King constantly demonizing us with their highly publicized rants about how we shouldn’t be allowed to use our faith to make decisions.”

SJW: “Those examples don’t prove anything! Christians are still a majority, which means you can’t be oppressed! You are the ones oppressing us! And the oppressed have a right to lash out against their oppressors!” [X]

SJW: “Let me give YOU some examples now…”

SJW: “When I was a kid, my Catholic parents were mean to me sometimes!” [X]

SJW: “And when I grew up, my Catholic parents got mad at me because I told them I was leaving the faith they spent my entire childhood teaching me about! It was almost like they thought their children might believe the same thing as them! What arrogance!” [X]

SJW: “And one time, I literally got beat up for being TOO GAY!” [X]

SJW: “Plus, Christians are just nasty people anyway! They never go out of their way to help anyone and that isn’t Christ-like!” [X]

Christian: “Uh, you do understand the difference between evidence and a personal anecdote, right?”

SJW: “Oh yeah!? Well what about abortion clinic bombings, huh!?” [X]

Christian: “Abortion clinic attacks are very rare. Christian terrorism in general is almost nonexistent.

SJW: “Okay, but… The KKK, the Crusades, the Inquisition and the Witch Trials!!!!11” [X]

Christian: “The KKK isn’t Christian, the Crusades were a defensive war, the Inquisition was mostly executed by secular governments, and very few people died during the witch trials.”

Christian: “Also, have you noticed how most of your complaints are against the Catholic Church? Protestant Christians broke away from them and came to America for a reason.”

SJW: “But all Christians are just like Westboro! You pretend they are ‘extreme’ but secretly you are giving them a BIG thumbs-up under the table!” [X]

Christian: “Actually Weswtboro consists of only 40 people who have been denounced by every major Christian denomination. They make up an almost immeasurably small fraction of actual Christians…”

SJW: “Whatever! I disproved everything you said! I’m going to stop responding to you now because I don’t care about you!” [X]

Christian “…”

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