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muppetz540:

Me-Hi can I help you find anything today?
Customer >Yeah i bought this gun and it doesn’t work. (Sccy CPX-2)
-Okay what seems to be the problem with it?
>It’s not extracting the casing.
-Okay we can get you a replacement and we’ll send it in for repair. Can I see your receipt?
>I don’t have it anymore.
-That’s alright we can look up the sale on our computer.
(Search for ten minutes can’t any record of sale)
-Sir did you buy it at this location?
>No I bought it at Buds Guns
-…Sir do you know that this is not Buds Guns?
>Yeah but I don’t want to drive all the way down there.
-Sir you have to return this at Buds. We are not Buds
>I’m not driving an hour and a half just to return a gun. Just do it here.
-…uh…no
(Customer snatches gun and leaves furious)
(I stand there and worry for the future of mankind)