best-of-funny:

phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

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