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“monogamy isn’t common in nature blah blah no other ape does this and it’s possessive and unnatural blah blah it’s unrealistic to keep a healthy marriage for 2/3rds of your life blah blah”
don’t care didn’t ask plus after i get married we will die in each other’s arms through the strength of our commitment and love
love when people go “but monkeys do this-” do i look like a mfing monkey to you
“this happens in nature-” great! but this is a civilization
monkeys don’t share milkshakes with curly straws on dates or write poetry to each other across thousands of miles. so while they are cool little dudes and dudettes, i will not be taking relationship advice from them.
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