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nudityandnerdery:

Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.

• Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!
• Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.
• Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”
• Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.
• Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”
• Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.

Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.