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frenemies
they could have been besties
That’s the thing about Debbie.
If she didn’t deceive them, they would have loved for Fester to marry her homicidal ass. She would have totally helped Mortician join the rest of the witches on their hellish crusade
Debbie didn’t even have to marry Fester. She didn’t have to lie to him and deceive him for his money. She actually probably could have lived comfortably as the kids’ Nanny. The Addams probably would have treated her like family.
Hell, they probably would’ve helped her find a rich husband to marry and murder.
They’d laugh it off every time she murdered another husband and then find her another one until she found one she actually liked.
She could have been a fucking Addams.
All I’m saying is you might want to read this.
And all I’m saying is you’re all forgetting the one unforgivable crime for which she could never be an Addams.
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