miss-madame-404:

keyhollow:

miasmicsiren:

keyhollow:

watermelonoperator:

sneggleblech:

watermelonoperator:

sneggleblech:

watermelonoperator:

sneggleblech:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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Nope

Coward

It’s more about the heebie jeebies than fear.

They’re cute though

Says you

I’m sure @keyhollow would back me up on this

Cuuuute

Cute to some, others see them as possibly dangerous if they wake up.

Wake up? Those snakes are awake

Snakes are just puppies without legs.

Burmese are so cute! I’d probably forget about the money just to pet them.