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The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
Guys norse folklore is wild ok.
Isn’t part of the tale also that the lindorm has like, several layers of skin, and so the woman would dress in like, an insane amount of skirts? Leading to a lenghty sequence of “I’ll remove a layer if you do”?
Yes!!!! Which makes this whole thing even better TBH.
Okay so the story goes like this
In a land far far away there is a kingdom ruled by a king and a queen who couldn’t get a child which troubled them deeply as it always does. One day the queen is taking a walk in the garden, crying that she can’t get preggers and meets this hag whom conveniently sneaked into the place gardens. The hag is like “don’t cry child, take two empty jugs of milk and place upside down in the flower bed over there over night. Tomorrow morning when you life them there will be one white rose and one red rose. If you eat the red one you’ll give birth to a Prince and if you eat the white to a princess”
And the queen is like “aight” and bc they kinda really needed an heir she followed the instructions and went to bed. Come next day she lifts the jugs and bc she’s greedy and stuff she eats both the roses bc she can’t decide if she wants a son or daughter (side note: considering they needed an heir the smartest would be to just get a son??? Wtf queen?)(side note 2: however I guess that’s true equality and stuff so yay).
Anyways queen get knocked up and then 9 months later birth a lizard snake Prince. Instead of clubbing the lil monster dead they build a tower where he can live without telling anyone he’s a lizard. Either way when he comes of age and wants a human wife. So princesses comes from all over and they can’t see him before the wedding night and then he eats them.
So the king starts looking for peasant girls when the word is getting out the princesses disappear and this one smart girl gets chosen. She knows she gon die so the night before the wedding she’s walking in the garden and meets the hag. The hag is like “don’t cry child. Before you sleep with him but on 7 layers of clothing, ask for 7 bundles of twigs, tightly knotted together, and 7 tubs of warm milk” and the peasant is like aight cool completely reasonable and does all this.
Comes the wedding night and the lizard Prince is like “take of your clothes my dear wife” and she’s like “take if your clothes dear husband” so he does as described above and she whips him with the sticks and bathe him in warm milk and he becomes smaller and smaller and after every single layer has been shed he’s human again and they live happily ever after
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