the-davest-of-uncles:

angrysalt42:

the-davest-of-uncles:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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Used to, when my wife was driving and we’d pull up to a drive-through, she’d give her order, ask me what I wanted, repeat it to the order-taker, and when the order-taker said, “Will that be all?”, I’d say, “Oh – to go.”

And my wife would tell the order-taker at the drive-through we’d like our food to go.

I read the first screenshot and Brother @the-davest-of-uncles note only. So……

Occasionally I act goofy at the grocery store to make kids smile and my wife will exclaim quietly “you’re a retard” to which I reply loudly “ha! You married a retard!”

We do the bit from Animal House:

“I’m in love with a retard.”

“Is he bigger than me?”