Classical sick burns
Praedia solus habes et solus, Candide, nummos,
aurea solus habes, murrina solus habes,
Massica solus habes et Opimi Caecuba solus,
et cor solus habes, solus et ingenium.
Omnia solus habes–nec me puta uelle negare–
uxorem sed habes, Candide, cum populo.Only you have land, Candidus, and only you have the cash,
You alone have stacks of gold, and you alone jars full of jewels,
You alone have all that fancy tall dollar wine,
You’re the only one with a heart, the only one with a brain,
You alone have every little thing! I would never say otherwise.
But your wife, Candidus? Her you share with eeeevvvveerrryyyyoooonnnneeeeee.
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