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muppetz540:

>You can’t just call a customer a ‘boot’.
>Your memoirs are not written in the blood of the saxons
>The crawl space is not haunted by undersexed lesbian ghosts
>Annoying crying children are not put to work on Jerry Miculek’s range
>Gangsta rap did not make you do it
>I’m not mad… we just don’t have enough space for a shrine to General Mattis
>It’s not free if they can run faster than you
>Seriously I’ve seen you run. You’re slow as fuck
>Stopswitching pandora to Teen Pop radio. We’re getting complaints
>Stop telling people shovels and tarps are sold separately
>If the mannequin isn’t where I left it last night, I’m firing you
>Give back Will’s insulin
>Stop antagonizing the ATF agents
>None of our products come with the blessing of the pope
>Your truck can not be your life insurance beneficiary
>You can’t auction off Hickok45′s personal phone number
>We don’t have a Boo-Box
>Stop telling customers the best deals are in the back. There’s nothing back there and you know it.