i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??
stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:
like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything
texas shaped gravestones
texas shaped mirrors
texas shaped cheese
texas shaped pools
texas shaped glasses
honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas
What about texas shaped eggs?
texas shaped eggs
and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some
texas shaped waffles
texas shaped toast
and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!
i can’t make this up
this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now
WELCOME TO TEXAS
From my personal collection:
Texas Shaped party trays
Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital
Texas Shaped cookie cutters
Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these
And not from my own photographs:
Texas Shaped Pizza
Texas Shaped chips
Texas Shaped Chocolates
As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.
Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this
This isn’t normal? lol
I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths
note the boots
also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life
Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK
OR A TEXAS TABLE
or something completely useless
i hate this state please help me
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