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social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him.
- if i may
- Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal
yule ball #aesthetic
- Fred and george’s twitters being #1 in the school because
they post stuff like: ‘Filch’s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if
someone… replaced it with ants… hmm… imagine… swarms of ants… in Flich’s
office… right at this moment…’
- Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it’s
compulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can’t get anyone to
like their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys
outside the greenhouses
- Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter
- Colin Creevy’s snapchat story basically just being videos of
Harry sleeping with captions like ‘the boy who sleeps!!!!!!’
- Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that
have 2 views
- A reddit thread of ‘Where is Sirius Black???’ and someone
keeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is
- Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to
stop creating fake McGonagall Instagram’s that are just full of cat pictures
with captions like ‘my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today’
- YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked
figures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the
eyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend’
- MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘how to tell entire class of students
that teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion’
- FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: ‘is it bad to keep dragon inside
wooden house’ and then ‘spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous
fire’
- Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag
everything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f
#funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate
even when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb
- I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans
Facebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to
unfriend him
- Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” meme
- the memes though
- history of hogwarts becomes a huge thing because fred and george got their hands onto youtube so everyone talks about it now. “sticks. and brooms. broomsticks”
- neville becomes FAMOUS for years because trevor is the face of the pepe meme.
- peeves playing “never gonna give you up” near valentine’s day
the wizarding schools around the world compete to see which does the best harlem shake
- Everyone competing in the Running Man Challenge; Dumbledore and McGonagall kill it on their way out of the Great Hall one night after dinner
- Draco acts furious (but is secretly flattered) because Blaise and Theo have started “Damn Draco” on twitter
- #drarry is trending, someone makes a fan account and it’s basically just gifs of Draco saying “Potter”
- Luna posts videos of different magical creatures; most of them are just random videos the ceiling/the forest while Luna talks about nargles and everyone just scrolls past them until she gets to Thestrals and something is eating that apple
- Harry finds @/TheHalfBloodPrince on instagram, is really confused bc it’s basically just pictures of potions captioned “let simmer for 2 weeks? ha, made it in 2 days” and pictures of his dad captioned “stupid potter”
- #MyFatherWillHearAboutThis is trending
- Dean and Seamus start a YouTube channel called ‘A Day in The Life of McGonagall’ where they post weekly videos of them following random cats around Hogwarts
- Hermione makes a tumblr for SPEW; her only followers are Dobby and Dumbledore
- Ron gets really into online chess
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