anscathmarcach:

So I’ve been watching reviews of Schleich model horses on Youtube, when I realized I had a Schleich of my own that I’ve had for a while. It was a birthday present from my first “boyfriend” when I was 14.

I looked it up so I could show people which one I have. It’s this one:

http://www.amazon.com/Schleich-70400-Bayala-Feya/dp/B000ONXC6C

But I couldn’t help but notice the interesting reviews…

Everyone’s complaining about its highly detailed dong:

I actually have this one! Imagine my surprise when I found out the horse was a male, especially I’ve been calling him “Rose” since I was little.