wheremyscalesslither:

Ball python breeders: they live in termite mounds therefore they don’t climb.

Me: Oh… uhm termite mounds are huge

BPB: that’s forced perspective they aren’t that lar-

Me: 🙂

BPB: well uhhh it’s mostly empty space in there.

Me: here is a gypsum cast of the space within the termite mound. Note that the space is mostly upward in shape and not entirely on the ground level, meaning ball pythons can climb…

BPB: look it’s dark in there! It’s dark so they don’t climb.

Me: …what?

This literally just happened to me!! Literally right now that was someone’s argument.