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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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You see 👁 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏩ so they taste FLAT. But Lipton 🗃 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler🍦slopes…teas that ripen SLOW 🕑 and gain rich FULL flavor 😄 This special flavor ☕ has made Lipton 🗃 America’s 🇺🇸 largest selling tea.
I love the 1940’s emojis, it reminds me of like modern shitposts
genuinely love how lipton was already meta about beverage advertising in the fucking 40s. “your husband will not divorce you for making shitty tea and he won’t get back with you for making good tea. literally all that will happen is that the tea will taste better.”
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