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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
New copypasta just dropped
You see
teas grown in hot
valleys ripen too fast
so they taste FLAT. But Lipton
uses teas
grown on cooler
slopes…teas that ripen SLOW
and gain rich FULL flavor
This special flavor
has made Lipton
America’s
largest selling tea.
I love the 1940’s emojis, it reminds me of like modern shitposts
genuinely love how lipton was already meta about beverage advertising in the fucking 40s. “your husband will not divorce you for making shitty tea and he won’t get back with you for making good tea. literally all that will happen is that the tea will taste better.”
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