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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
underwater love
of my underwater life
underwater benefits
to underwater studies
turning underwater sharks
into underwater buddies
underwater lovers are
the partly sharky sirens
seen if you’ve achieved degrees
in underwater science
Please someone make this into a song
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it’s also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What’s the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car’s haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
….Ah
thinking about this
Not only is it not random, but it’s not anyone’s fault. For decades, parents have been given contradictory advice about how to prevent SIDS, leaving them to feel guilty when their baby dies despite their best efforts. But if we know it’s caused by a chemical deficiency, that means it’s not your fault, and there’s not anything you should or could have done differently.
Very important!
This is awesome news. It hopefully means we can get tests and hopefully a treatment soon!
Safe sleep practices STILL matter, because babies without this enzyme deficiency can still die from suffocation if their sleep environment isn’t safe. But for the families who did everything right and still lost their baby, this is some vindication and closure.
The biggest thing I’m hoping for from this is that, once there’s a way to screen for it, parents can set up a safe sleeping environment for their baby and then relax, not needing all those fancy monitors or spending sleepless nights watching their baby breathe.
This amazing! What a miracle!
if it helps, Job is a fictional account written to express how even when life is shit, God is still God. I say He’s meaner and more intentional than that.
Job is a fictional account
Pardon?
Well, I mean, that does make sense. I’ve just never heard it before.
HELLO FOURTEEN!!!! ❤️❤️+🟦
A little study of Quannah Chasinghorse at the met tonight because she’s just so 😭
It’s MerMay! ~~~ this may be the only mermay illustration I post but I think she came out really cute. I tried a new method of drawing curly hair (inspired by Rose Quartz’s in Steven Universe) and I love the result!