Yeah, exactly! And for good measure, let’s toss in child sacrifices and religious orgies and worshiping rocks! That Jesus guy was just trying to hold us all back from living our best lives!
The temple of Ishtar involved exploiting poor women by pimping them out to men to pay off their debts. Some Ancient Celtic societies allowed marriage by rape. The Cheyenne used to perform gang rape as a form of judicial punishment against women. And these are just a few examples based on sexual assault. I could go on and on, but let’s just say that neo-paganism is just a very cheap, very dishonest knock off of what pagans actually supported. Sure you can stamp your feet about how Christians used to do this or that but it’s just a distraction from the deplorable things that others did also.
trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.
Tall man with apparently only a towel around his hips: It’s not easy to be a voluminous man and live in a standard apartment with standard bathtubs. Bathtub manufacturers, I want you to consider non-standard men.
Sh-ha! (dramatically takes off towel off his loins, revealing shorts underneath)
Hah! Thought I would bathe naked, did you? Hehe!
(making straining sounds, he climbs into bathtub. In an impressive display of the Archimedean law of displacement, water splashes out of the bathtub, like, everywhere. He props his feet up onto the armature, because the bathtub is too short too comfortably put them in)
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(folding his legs over each other) and then you lie down the way you like, lay yourself down, and lie there.
End translation.
I am so sorry for you dude. Gotta mop all that ish up. 🙁
