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fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

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i just hit myself in the face my phone

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cryonetics:

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phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

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They’re breeding….

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da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

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