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NO DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
I CANT STOP CRYING!!!
sept for the 10 year old, I may have some small faith in humanity again.
Too…Much…
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Teacher: OK since you are in latin class, its the second day of school, and I dont want to teach anything right now we are going to play a game. I am going to split you up into two teams and you are going to answer Greek Mythology questions, because you all probably know more about the Greek gods than the roman gods.
Me: *silently freaks out in side*
Teacher: Alright I will start out easy, first to raise you hand on your team gets to answer first. Who was the king of the gods?
Me: *shoots hand up* ZEUS
Teacher: Correct! Who was the queen of-
Me: *shoots hand up* HERA
Teacher: haha nice! Who’s symbol was the trident?
Me *shoots up hand* POSEIDON
Teacher: correct again!
Other team: What the heck?!
Teacher: alright. Who where the goddess of the moon and su-
Me: *shoots hand up* ARTEMIS AND APOLLO
Teacher: ok you know what…who was the god of the underworld? his wife? her mom and dad?
Me: Hades is the god of the underworld, his wife is Persephone and her parents are Demeter and Zeus.
Teacher: Who is the of the hearth?
Me: Hestia
Teacher: God of blacksmiths?
Me: Hephaestus.
Teacher: Who defeated Medusa?
Me: Perseus.
Teacher: Who defeated the Minotaur?
Me: Theseus
Teacher: Name all Major gods. Greek and Roman.
Me: Zeus,Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Hades, and well if you count Hestia I dont know. There Roman names are Jupiter, Juno, Neptune, Ceres, Mars, Minerva, Apollo or Pheobus Apollo which ever floats your boat, Diana, Vulcan, Venus, Bacchus, Pluto and Vesta.
Other students: *wide eyed* um……
Teacher: we are never doing this again
Wow…and I thought I knew Greek Mythology.
Teacher: OK since you are in latin class, its the second day of school, and I dont want to teach anything right now we are going to play a game. I am going to split you up into two teams and you are going to answer Greek Mythology questions, because you all probably know more about the Greek gods than the roman gods.
Me: *silently freaks out in side*
Teacher: Alright I will start out easy, first to raise you hand on your team gets to answer first. Who was the king of the gods?
Me: *shoots hand up* ZEUS
Teacher: Correct! Who was the queen of-
Me: *shoots hand up* HERA
Teacher: haha nice! Who’s symbol was the trident?
Me *shoots up hand* POSEIDON
Teacher: correct again!
Other team: What the heck?!
Teacher: alright. Who where the goddess of the moon and su-
Me: *shoots hand up* ARTEMIS AND APOLLO
Teacher: ok you know what…who was the god of the underworld? his wife? her mom and dad?
Me: Hades is the god of the underworld, his wife is Persephone and her parents are Demeter and Zeus.
Teacher: Who is the of the hearth?
Me: Hestia
Teacher: God of blacksmiths?
Me: Hephaestus.
Teacher: Who defeated Medusa?
Me: Perseus.
Teacher: Who defeated the Minotaur?
Me: Theseus
Teacher: Name all Major gods. Greek and Roman.
Me: Zeus,Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Hades, and well if you count Hestia I dont know. There Roman names are Jupiter, Juno, Neptune, Ceres, Mars, Minerva, Apollo or Pheobus Apollo which ever floats your boat, Diana, Vulcan, Venus, Bacchus, Pluto and Vesta.
Other students: *wide eyed* um……
Teacher: we are never doing this again
Wow…and I thought I knew Greek Mythology.
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
That’s just cool
I another reason for NO ONE to go there… O_O
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
That’s just cool
I another reason for NO ONE to go there… O_O
A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings as soon as a baby is placed in it so the pastor, his wife, or one of his staff can come and get it right away.
Lee Jong-rak started the box in 2009, and has welcomed all babies, often disabled or the children of single mothers, that have been placed in the box since. The babies are given a loving home, food, and shelter in his orphanage. Currently, an average of 17-18 babies are placed in the box every month.
One mother who had considered poisoning her baby before she heard about the Baby Box left her baby in the box with a letter pinned to his clothing that read:
‘My baby! Mom is so sorry.
I am so sorry to make this decision.
My son! I hope you to meet great parents,
And I am very very sorry.
I don’t deserve to say a word.
sorry, sorry, and I love you my son.
Mom loves you more than anything else.
I leave you here because I don’t know who your father is.
I used to think about something bad but I guess this box is safer for you.
That’s why I decided to leave you here.
My son, Please forgive me.’– ‘A single mother’s tearful letter’
Lee Jong-rak is the subject of a documentary called “The Drop Box”, which I haven’t seen – but I can recommend this 13 minute Dateline video. You can find the Facebook page for the BabyBox here.
GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AWARD
Bless this man’s kind heart. ;_;
A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings as soon as a baby is placed in it so the pastor, his wife, or one of his staff can come and get it right away.
Lee Jong-rak started the box in 2009, and has welcomed all babies, often disabled or the children of single mothers, that have been placed in the box since. The babies are given a loving home, food, and shelter in his orphanage. Currently, an average of 17-18 babies are placed in the box every month.
One mother who had considered poisoning her baby before she heard about the Baby Box left her baby in the box with a letter pinned to his clothing that read:
‘My baby! Mom is so sorry.
I am so sorry to make this decision.
My son! I hope you to meet great parents,
And I am very very sorry.
I don’t deserve to say a word.
sorry, sorry, and I love you my son.
Mom loves you more than anything else.
I leave you here because I don’t know who your father is.
I used to think about something bad but I guess this box is safer for you.
That’s why I decided to leave you here.
My son, Please forgive me.’– ‘A single mother’s tearful letter’
Lee Jong-rak is the subject of a documentary called “The Drop Box”, which I haven’t seen – but I can recommend this 13 minute Dateline video. You can find the Facebook page for the BabyBox here.
GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AWARD
Bless this man’s kind heart. ;_;
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