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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

I personally love “not the sharpest crayon”

I love “rocket surgery” and use it so damn much. People always look at me funny for it.

See I remember spending a week with the EOD guys out in San Diego and three of them actually used that phrase like it was the funnies thing because they actually did rocket surgery. Fuckin nerds. Nerds with brass balls and explosives training, but still, fuckin nerds.