Hlootoo's Art

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

anti-stupidity-pro-ratties:

former-fatty:

skelebelle:

spqrlegionaire:

the-furry-butler:

spookyboo117:

ask-ryo-the-enderman:

purr-o-saurus-rex:

god-awful-mormon:

girlsjustwannahavefawn:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

scooter-s-c:

thescootybootycootypatootie:

true-king-of-monsters:

flimflam-flummox:

sassyutahn:

do i get to kill people with my sass

llusionary magic

Radiation absorption

Super Strength

Can breathe underwater

Healing Factor

Insane Durability

Electromagnetism (Look up Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla)

Atomic Breath

Nuclear Pulse

FUCK YEAH!!!!

I’m a kawaii, scrawny Boston born mercenary/baseball player with a great arse

Oh and then what ever powers you can get from -bootycootiepatootie

I scoot

I’m a dinosaur with the power of Eating. So nothing much has changed

Can materialize baby deer to give to girls and women

i can consume enormous amounts of coffee and porn without ill effect & my costume doesn’t cover my shoulders

Im a dinosaur car!

I am 32 feet tall and can teleport… owo

I’m a wee little girl who scares people to death. .^.

I still serve people…

im the best god damned legionaire the roman empire has ever seen!

I have an army of skeletons all named Belle.

I used to be fat. Joke’s on you, I possess that power IRL.

I can control rats to help knock some sense into stupid people.

I’m friendly, always local, and can conjure up a wood paneled clubroom complete with cigars aged whiskey and male superiority at a moments notice

I cure cancer

I have a legion of mermaids that feed off of insanity to do my bidding. As well as whatever other crap that lingers in my head.