Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:
me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage
Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man
I’m a dude, LMAO. :p
It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:
Me packing my shit before there is hell all over greece because Hera beating the shit outta zeus and the thots he knocked up:
Hades, watching Zeus make the same mistake again:
Poseidon sitting there watching this unfurl again like:
Me a common villager trying to understand why the world seems its coming to an end and finding out zeus has been hoeing it up as usual
Cronus hearing about all about Zeus hoeing
Michael chaining Zeus and casting him into the Pit because the Most High has had enough.
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