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Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.
- Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!
- Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.
- Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”
- Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.
- Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”
- Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.
Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.
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