This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
Stab
I tried to hold an angry cat
someone put an iron on my hand
My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.
I got a couple left over from chicken pox.
tried to climb a dead tree
as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth
Twisted up in rusty metal chains.
Learned the hard way:
– Why you don’t pull a cat’s tail (I was two) – The importance of shoring up roof structures – Why you don’t use a poorly balanced cinderblock as a support when drilling – Burny things are hot – Rotted fence palings make a surprisingly effective flail when they snap in half back along your inner arm as you pull them down. – Win the fight before your opponent has the chance to hit you in the face with a metal chair
Spider bite that got infected. Doctor informed me, “Oh, it must have bitten you while you were asleep!” and I stayed awake the entire next night in paralytic terror and also pain.
Poorly planned re enactment of 101 Dalmatians.
i was 2 and my mom told me not to do something but i did it anyway
I slipped and cut my arm open
I tried to peel an orange with a swiss army knife…
I ran to tell my mother about Doug’s First Movie..then subsequently ran towards a glass table with sharp edges
My sister threw her cat at me
A crack head ducked under my SWAT shield and stabbed me.
Cat was lying on my tummy and tried to grab onto me when he started to fall off my sister ran me over with her bike I had surgery after a collapsed lung I was going down a ramp on a bike and hit a root sticking out of the ground I was taking out the trash and there was broken glass in it.
I burned my leg by accidently spilling hot oil on myself.
…Several unexplained scars on the center of my back? thas’all
Was four years old out at a lighthouse on the 4th of July. Was rather hungry and decided to go out to the car to get some of the snacks that I was hiding under the seat. It’s around 10 pm and I see a cat. Must pet the fluff. Fireworks start going off.
Cat freaks the fuck out and climbs up my face, it’s back paw’s claw digging into my eye. Tears eye out of eye socket. Eye is dangling from the varying muscles and tissues that connect said eye to eye socket and skull. Get taken to hospital and have eye saved. Get really wicked scar inside eye that allows my pupil to bleed off into my iris. As of recent events I am seriously barely able to see out of my right eye.
^ :3c here
I have so many 😛 left hand is covered in scars (most interesting is probably my thumb, where I cut the tip of it off completely) right wrist has a scar that’s caused nerve damage (I have ½ feeling along the back of my right thumb) one on my leg where a slipped and fell onto a log. then there’s the myriad of knife injuries.. the fun of being a chef
The one between my eyes, I got from getting cut by my older brother spinning a souvenir katana around the room. We were young back then, so the scar’s very small now.
The one on my wrist, I got from an abusive babysitter. Exact reasons unknown.
The one on my elbow, I got from mishandling a fryer basket.
fall of a tree in my grandma garden xD
they are little and on my back >w>”
When I was one, I had trouble breathing I believe. So my parents had a water vaporiser in my room to assist me while I slept. I’m not certain how it happened, but one day my parents left this vaporiser on by accident.
I was in my room, just playing in there I guess, and I put my hand on the vaporiser. I got some pretty hefty burns, and a bit of tendon damage on my right ring finger. So now I can’t flatten my hand anymore hehe.
I hope to get some corrective surgery when I’m earning enough, just so I get move it a bit more freely. But, luckily it doesn’t really affect me much.
I nearly severed my left arm at the elbow when I was 3 when I fell on some sheet metal being used to build a shed while chasing after my dog. Thankfully being a little kid and with proper medical attention its just a thin line of a scar across the interior of my elbow today.
My right hand has several scars:
– A burn from a soldering iron – A burn from a steam iron – An infection from getting my hand slammed in the front door by my dog – Getting the skin on my middle finger knuckle torn off by a grinding wheel
I stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil.
“I’m sorry sir, but we’re out of the Olympic LImited Edition Sweet Chili Sauce packets for your chicken nuggets.” Then a butter knife happened.
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