recoiloperated:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

cultivating-wildflowers:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

A Christian character in a supernatural show who automatically assumes all the beings they meet are disguised demons, except the thing is they’re RIGHT like 90% of the time and the other 10% they’re angels. 

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#characters: what could it be???#Catholic actively praying rosary: a demon I’m leaving now#Protestant: I’m with them bye y’all#they then proceed to get some coffee and have a lovely time fretting for their friends’ souls bc they wouldn’t leave skdjdhf  (via @distance-does-not-matter)

YES THIS IS BETTER the two protags are a Catholic and a Prot friend pairing and they keep being like “…y’all……”

#THIS will bridge the divide#very
tired Christians of different denominations trying to convince their
friends that NO that is NOT a woman’s ghost in search of peace
#it is a DEMON and it wants to KILL YOU ( @distance-does-not-matter again because she’s a genius)

Catholic: why am I always the one to bring the paraphernalia???

Prot: because I literally Don’t Own Any I have so many pocket size bibles with fun covers though you wouldn’t believe. 

Orthodox: guys it’s chill I’ve brought so much gear. 

Catholic: “It’s okay guys, I have Medals and a rosary.”

Protestant: *Bellows “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!” while chucking an apparently infinite quantity of Gideon bibles down range*

Orthodox: “that’s cute” *rips off shirt to reveal they’re tattooed with the entire Orthodox bible, several hundred crosses, and every Christogram known to man*