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WE NEED A HOBBIT
WE’RE HOLDING OUT FOR A HOBBIT TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE’S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE’S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE’S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
Someone who’s musically talented, make a video based on this now!
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WE NEED A HOBBIT
WE’RE HOLDING OUT FOR A HOBBIT TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE’S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE’S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE’S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
Someone who’s musically talented, make a video based on this now!
Someone actually fucking did the math for this
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
YES IT DID GET BETTER
Did all of you major in boob math
OMG
Someone actually fucking did the math for this
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
YES IT DID GET BETTER
Did all of you major in boob math
OMG
I call this one “Woman Under Patriarchy”
You just earned yourself a new follower my friend.
I call this one “Woman Under Patriarchy”
You just earned yourself a new follower my friend.
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