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THIS. IS. GOLD.
THE LAST ONE
I’ll never look at classical paintings the same way again.
THIS. IS. GOLD.
THE LAST ONE
I’ll never look at classical paintings the same way again.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
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To be fair, Henry did overcompensate by wearing a fabulous codpiece…look it up.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
X
To be fair, Henry did overcompensate by wearing a fabulous codpiece…look it up.
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.
Long cat is long
does you cat hang low
does it wobble to and fro
Has nobody made a grandfather clock reference yet that’s really sad
Hickory, Dickory, Dack,
The man did swing the cat,
It was fun,
‘til the cat said, “RUN”,
And that was the end of that.
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