The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
I actually liked these. 🙂 (Even though I hate math!)
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
IT’S EVEN WORSE IF THEY SMELL NICE
AND THEY’RE TALLER THAN YOU.
Smothering you with love! >:D
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
IT’S EVEN WORSE IF THEY SMELL NICE
AND THEY’RE TALLER THAN YOU.
Smothering you with love! >:D
digg:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
MOTHERFUCKING WAFFLE STICKS
I CANT LIVE WITH ALL THIS HYPE
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THIS HYPE
a) this is awesome I want one
b) Cami I miss your goddamn sass and the bizarre/awesome shit that comes out of your mouth
Put…put bacon inside them.Â
Woah, one step at a time there buckaroo. O_O
digg:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
MOTHERFUCKING WAFFLE STICKS
I CANT LIVE WITH ALL THIS HYPE
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THIS HYPE
a) this is awesome I want one
b) Cami I miss your goddamn sass and the bizarre/awesome shit that comes out of your mouth
Put…put bacon inside them.Â
Woah, one step at a time there buckaroo. O_O
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
I wanted to laugh so hard, but my mom is in the other room. XD
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
I wanted to laugh so hard, but my mom is in the other room. XD
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Wish my father was like that. 🙂
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Wish my father was like that. 🙂
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
Your father is a hunter.
Indeed.
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