If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Oh my god priceless
This made me so happy
HARMLESS PRANKS THAT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD
Life is beautiful sometimes…
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If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Oh my god priceless
This made me so happy
HARMLESS PRANKS THAT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD
Life is beautiful sometimes…
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
oh my god
holY SH IT
this is terrible omg
OMFG MY TEACHER IN GRADE 5 TOLD THE CLASS THIS STORY IT’S A TRUE STORY
That did not go where I expected it to go.
NO.
JESUS SCHRIST
why is two port-o-potties in an airport
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT RELEVANT DID YOU NOT JUST READ THE STORY
What the f*ck. OAO And dude, this is not the time to try and be funny!
In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
oh my god
holY SH IT
this is terrible omg
OMFG MY TEACHER IN GRADE 5 TOLD THE CLASS THIS STORY IT’S A TRUE STORY
That did not go where I expected it to go.
NO.
JESUS SCHRIST
why is two port-o-potties in an airport
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT RELEVANT DID YOU NOT JUST READ THE STORY
What the f*ck. OAO And dude, this is not the time to try and be funny!
OMG THAT’S SO SCARY
I thought HE was going to be the one to hurt her
haha plot twist
OMG this reminds me about that story “High Beams” from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! O-O
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Dido Elizabeth Belle
Scotland (1779)
oil on canvas
Scone Palace, Perth (private collection of the Earl of Mansfield)
Although this painting falls outside the usual scope of this blog, it is one of my favorite historical European paintings. Dido Elizabeth Belle was the illegitimate daughter of Admiral Sir John Lindsay and enslaved African woman named Belle.
This painting was most likely commissioned by her father, the nephew of the Earl of Mansfield, and depicts the beautiful and vivacious Belle alongside her cousin, Elizabeth Murray.
The first time I saw this painting was in an art history classroom, accompanied by a story regarding the dehumanization of Africans in the Unites States, and the scores of visiting Americans who were scandalized by this painting. In America and several places in Europe, contemporaneous paintings always depicted people considered Black in subservient positions in relation to people considered White, if they bothered to paint them at all. To raise a bastard daughter of color alongside legitimate heirs was antithetical to American thought.
Dido Belle was raised and educated alongside the other highborn daughters of the household, and remained a favorite of the Earl and her father well into her thirties, after which an advantageous marriage was arranged.
Her position in the Earl’s household supervising the poultry yards was typical for any lady of high birth at the time, but her job overseeing the lord’s correspondence was usually a task reserved for a highly educated male clerk or scribe and is evidence of her importance and elevated rank. She received an allowance of £30 per year, more than any except the heiress herself and a sum unheard of at the time for any illegitimate daughter.
Upon Lord Mansfield’s death in 1788, Belle was furnished with a £500 lump sum in addition to a £100 annuity, as well as a suitable marriage to John Davinier, with whom she had three children. In Mansfield’s will, her status as a free person was carefully confirmed, since many would have been all too happy to divest her of her fortune.
Belle died in 1804 and was interred in St. George’s Fields, the parish to which she and her husband belonged.
My interest in this story was renewed recently when I learned that an upcoming film, Belle (currently in production), will be a dramatized biopic of Dido Elizabeth Belle’s life. The titular role will be played by South African actress Gugu Mbatha-Raw.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OVO I hardly EVER see black people in paintings like this! AND there’s going to be a movie based on her?! WWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 😀
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