Me as a magic player: THROWING OUT 10,000 MAGIC CARDS ARE YOU INSANE
DUDE SAME
riverclanwarriorinmiddleearth:
Dragon Age 2 and Cars. I am legitimately terrified right now.
Flutter: Butterfly Sanctuary and Dinotasia. So apparently I’m supposed to help build a peaceful sanctuary for dinosaurs for the rest of my life? Sounds awesome.
Dragon Age Origins and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
The story of a Warden and his Bike.
WIND WAKER AND HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOTHERFUCKERS YEAHHHHHH
Borderlands (pre-Sequil) and Alien. Well. That’d be… interesting.
Groundhog Day and Hyrule Warriors. An infinite loop of the same war over and over again until I make literally every character on every side of every conflict (and probably all the monsters) think I’m the coolest dude ever.
On the plus side, I can’t permanently die, so I’d be bound to succeed eventually.
Iron man and skyrim… Hmm
I don’t play games.
The movie however…
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey…
Battle of the Five Armies and The Sims 3….I’m not even sure how to react.
“The orcs are coming!” “Quick build a condo! They won’t suspect a thing!”
It’d be like Home and Gardens: Middle Earth edition.
riverclanwarriorinmiddleearth:
Dragon Age 2 and Cars. I am legitimately terrified right now.
Flutter: Butterfly Sanctuary and Dinotasia. So apparently I’m supposed to help build a peaceful sanctuary for dinosaurs for the rest of my life? Sounds awesome.
Dragon Age Origins and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
The story of a Warden and his Bike.
WIND WAKER AND HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOTHERFUCKERS YEAHHHHHH
Borderlands (pre-Sequil) and Alien. Well. That’d be… interesting.
Groundhog Day and Hyrule Warriors. An infinite loop of the same war over and over again until I make literally every character on every side of every conflict (and probably all the monsters) think I’m the coolest dude ever.
On the plus side, I can’t permanently die, so I’d be bound to succeed eventually.
Iron man and skyrim… Hmm
I don’t play games.
The movie however…
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey…
Battle of the Five Armies and The Sims 3….I’m not even sure how to react.
“The orcs are coming!” “Quick build a condo! They won’t suspect a thing!”
It’d be like Home and Gardens: Middle Earth edition.