OK, let me dust off my copy of The Great Big Dictionary of Tumblrisms" and see if I can decipher this language.
“Cishet”: Cisgender Heterosexual. So a person who was born as the sex and gender they identify with.
“Bisexual”: Someone who is either sexually attracted to both genders/sexes.
“Transmisogyny”: A type of misogyny directed at trans women.
So according to this, if you are a heterosexual woman who is a woman by birth, and you choose to date a man who happens to be attracted to both genders, you are somehow committing an act of hatred against trans women? Did I get all that straight?
While I applaud you’re translation….I still don’t know what the heck they’re talking about.
OK, let me dust off my copy of The Great Big Dictionary of Tumblrisms" and see if I can decipher this language.
“Cishet”: Cisgender Heterosexual. So a person who was born as the sex and gender they identify with.
“Bisexual”: Someone who is either sexually attracted to both genders/sexes.
“Transmisogyny”: A type of misogyny directed at trans women.
So according to this, if you are a heterosexual woman who is a woman by birth, and you choose to date a man who happens to be attracted to both genders, you are somehow committing an act of hatred against trans women? Did I get all that straight?
While I applaud you’re translation….I still don’t know what the heck they’re talking about.
OK, let me dust off my copy of The Great Big Dictionary of Tumblrisms" and see if I can decipher this language.
“Cishet”: Cisgender Heterosexual. So a person who was born as the sex and gender they identify with.
“Bisexual”: Someone who is either sexually attracted to both genders/sexes.
“Transmisogyny”: A type of misogyny directed at trans women.
So according to this, if you are a heterosexual woman who is a woman by birth, and you choose to date a man who happens to be attracted to both genders, you are somehow committing an act of hatred against trans women? Did I get all that straight?
While I applaud you’re translation….I still don’t know what the heck they’re talking about.
Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
I’m sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)
Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!
Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
I’m sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)
Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!
Live Action recently performed another stellar investigation sting, not about abortion this time. Planned Parenthood has long been a provider of sex education in public schools. In an effort to cut off federal funding to this abortion giant (who benefits from teen sexual activity, not abstinence), Live Action sent a pair dressed as 15 and 16-year olds to Planned Parenthood for sexual advice.
What they uncovered is too perverse for this page. The cleanest quotes we could pull we turned into this graphic for you to share with your friends.
This is NOT unusual behavior by Planned Parenthood. Police in Pinal County, AZ, even investigated a local Planned Parenthood earlier this year for listing the rape of a 15-year-old girl as a “consensual encounter” to skip the “hassle of having to report the assault to law enforcement.”
Share this disturbing truth with your friends to end support of Planned Parenthood in America. #BeatPP#SexEd
Watch this video to see the truth for yourself. United States taxpayers fund 46% of Planned Parenthood’s activities, including the slaughter of our unborn sons and daughters. Planned Parenthood is a corporation. They are the 1%. They should not receive taxpayer funding when over half of Americans oppose human abortion.
It’s time to defund Planned Parenthood. It’s time to restore the promise of Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. It’s time to reclaim our humanity.
Live Action recently performed another stellar investigation sting, not about abortion this time. Planned Parenthood has long been a provider of sex education in public schools. In an effort to cut off federal funding to this abortion giant (who benefits from teen sexual activity, not abstinence), Live Action sent a pair dressed as 15 and 16-year olds to Planned Parenthood for sexual advice.
What they uncovered is too perverse for this page. The cleanest quotes we could pull we turned into this graphic for you to share with your friends.
This is NOT unusual behavior by Planned Parenthood. Police in Pinal County, AZ, even investigated a local Planned Parenthood earlier this year for listing the rape of a 15-year-old girl as a “consensual encounter” to skip the “hassle of having to report the assault to law enforcement.”
Share this disturbing truth with your friends to end support of Planned Parenthood in America. #BeatPP#SexEd
Watch this video to see the truth for yourself. United States taxpayers fund 46% of Planned Parenthood’s activities, including the slaughter of our unborn sons and daughters. Planned Parenthood is a corporation. They are the 1%. They should not receive taxpayer funding when over half of Americans oppose human abortion.
It’s time to defund Planned Parenthood. It’s time to restore the promise of Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. It’s time to reclaim our humanity.
