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Zeus: UGH. I gotta go home. Hera will bitch if I don’t.
Aphrodite: I’m gonna go to Ares. I don’t want to go home to my ape of a husband.
Poseidon: I’m gonna see if Demeter is home.
Hades: I’m going home to my wife. Because I love her. THAT’S WHY I MARRIED HER.
What’s worse about Zeus’ marriage is that he forced Hera into it and when she tried to revolt at some point, he had her tortured.
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