He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough
Just have a good friend put him in a jar??
That way, when I’m done with immortality and I want to die, I can just open the jar and pat his lil head.
Love knowing that the snail is also a millionaire.
guys.. immortal, not invulnerable. i shoot the snail
the snail is super intelligent
it has predicted your every move
But does it want to kill me, or is it merely compelled to move towards me? Can we perhaps come to some accord, where it stays on a treadmill in exchange for entertainment/enrichment?
can you be certain the snail negotiates in good faith, and isn’t using a pretense to get close to you and kill the shit out of you?
AROUND SNAILS
WATCH YOUR TAIL
It’s a super intelligent snail with a million dollars so it can probably figure out how to buy a plane ticket.
How exactly does it get ID?
It might be able to sneak on in someone’s luggage. Or stowaway on a boat.
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