THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT BEES
They absolutely fascinate me
- All the worker bees are sexually immature females, while the only mature one is the queen. They do everything.
- Male bees – drones – don’t do anything besides mating with the queen. They are, in fact, so inept they have to be fed by the workers.
- Sometimes worker bees will choose to act like petty bitches and lay unfertilized eggs that only produce male offspring – because this lengthens their lifespan by 3 times. Have an illegal son to live longer!
- Drones orgasm so intensely that they get momentarily paralyzed and the head of their penis breaks off. After this, they usually just die. Also, they bust a nut so hard it can be heard by humans.
- When a queen is too old to reproduce or can’t for any other reason, the worker bees kill her by surrounding her and MAKING HER OVERHEAT IN THE SWEET AND WARM EMBRACE OF DEATH
- The queen is the only female with an un-barbed stinger, which means she can sting you repeatedly instead of dying like a worker bee would. She’s OP.
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