Ways to Celebrate G.K. Chesterton’s Birthday
Write a poem about cheese
Chase after one’s hat
Admire a sunset
Draw with chalk on brown paper.
Draw on the ceiling using a broomstick that you’ve blackened in the fireplace.
Write an epic poem about the things you carry in your pockets
Propose to a woman with red hair
Admire an idealistic Irishman
Consider a paradox
Defend orthodoxy
Ship Mary, Queen of Scots with Don Juan of Austria
Enjoy good food and strong drink
Convert to Catholicism
Defend the honor of Notting Hill
Break into your own house
Criticize H.G. Wells
Fight against modernism
Start a prolific career of literary genius
…I notice swordstick is not on this list.
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