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fictionadventurer:

Write a poem about cheese

Chase after one’s hat

Admire a sunset

Draw with chalk on brown paper.

Draw on the ceiling using a broomstick that you’ve blackened in the fireplace.

Write an epic poem about the things you carry in your pockets

Propose to a woman with red hair

Admire an idealistic Irishman

Consider a paradox

Defend orthodoxy

Ship Mary, Queen of Scots with Don Juan of Austria

Enjoy good food and strong drink

Convert to Catholicism

Defend the honor of Notting Hill

Break into your own house

Criticize H.G. Wells

Fight against modernism

Start a prolific career of literary genius

…I notice swordstick is not on this list.