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vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

i dont follow

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okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

orrrr…if you dated a giant spider she could just wrap you up in her web, nice and cozy