Hlootoo's Art

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hollowedskin:

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the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

(sings seductively) I made brooownieees..

Siren: i got hot chiiiiippppsssssss

me: *dives fully clothed into the ocean* DONT EAT THE CRUNCHY ONES WITHOUT ME

Siren: hey do you wanna see a dead body?

Me: DO I

New ask game: send me an ask with what you think a siren would sing about to get me to jump into the ocean

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