wymanthewalrus:

jj-flemings-writing:

promptsblog:

“You mistranslated. The word was Kaisa, not Kuhza, you fool!”

“So what?”

“YOU JUST SAID YOUR ASSHOLE WAS LARGE! TO OUR QUEEN!” 

“WELL MAYBE THATS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES!”